The boss of a company talks to George, a dedicated and hardworking employee.
Boss: Well, George, your employee performance review came back, and I have a couple of good news and one bad news. What do you want to hear first?
George: Boss, tell me the good news first, please.
Boss: First, you are getting promoted to assistant vice-president. Second, you are also getting the corner office with a view and your secretary.
George: Great. Thank you. Now any bad news can’t be that bad. Please tell me the bad news.
Boss: The Company just filed for bankruptcy. We’re closing tomorrow.