Sobriety Test

A man is pulled over by a police officer for a broken headlight. The cop looks in the car and sees a collection of knives on the back seat. “Sir,” he says, “Why do you have all those knives?”

“They’re for my juggling act,” the man replies.

“Prove it,” says the cop.

The man gets out of the car and begins juggling the knives just as two men drive by.

“Man,” says one guy, “I’m glad I quit drinking. These new sobriety tests are hard.”

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