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The lady

An old lady visits a doctor’s clinic.

Lady: I have a slight problem with gas, although it doesn’t bother me too much. Whenever I fart, it’s always silent and it never smells. And, to tell you the truth, I’ve farted at least 10 times since I have been here in your clinic. I am sure, you didn’t notice it because there is no smell or sound.

Doctor: I understand. I will give you some pills. Take one pill a day & come back to see me in 4 days.

After 4 days, the old lady comes back and complains to the doctor.

Lady: Doctor, I don’t know what on earth you gave me, but now it stinks terribly whenever I fart.

Doctor: Great! Now that we have cleared up your nose, let’s work on your hearing.

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Catherine

Husband: Babe, I had an accident after work today. Catherine took me to the hospital. After an X-ray, they said, my knees have dislocated and they will have to amputate my right leg.

Wife: Who is Catherine?

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Don’t scare the Cheerleaders

3 Blondes are watching a horror film.

Tiffany says

“We’ve seen this film all the cheerleaders get murdered by the axeman”

Mandy  goes

“Shhhhh”

Jenny says

“Yeh it’s the creepy old janitor we have seen it.”

Mandy goes

“Shhhhhh”

So Jenny asks.

“Why are you shushing us? I’ve seen the film, Tiffany’s seen the film, you’ve seen the film we all know what happens.”

And Mandy cries

“But the cheerleaders haven’t seen it, you’re going to scare them!”

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Women

I’ll never understand women. A species that loathes you for asking their age, but tortures you forever if you forget their birthday.

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