New Year’s Resolution

Oliver: This coming year 2017, I’m going to really be a new person. My new year’s resolutions will be: firstly, I will go on a strict diet, secondly, I will start exercising regularly, and thirdly, I will stop procrastinating.

Harry: But isn’t that what you said last year as your new year’s resolutions too?

Oliver: Exactly! That’s why I stopped procrastinating!

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