It hurts everywhere I touch

It hurts everywhere I touch

A blonde goes to the doctor.

Doctor: What seems to be the problem?

She touches her forehead with her finger and says “My head hurts here, ouch”.

She touches her leg with her finger and says “My leg hurts here, ouch”.

Everywhere I touch, it hurts doctor.

The doctor looks over the blonde for a second.

Doctor: Your finger is broken.

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