I will get it one day

Wife: Where are you? Why aren’t you home yet?

Husband: Love, do you remember the jewellery shop on regent street where you saw a diamond necklace and fell in love with it and I couldn’t afford it then, but I said ‘I will get it one day for you’?

Wife (All excited): Yes I do, I do.

Husband: I am in the pub just next door to that.

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