Yo mamma’s so ugly when she walked into a haunted house, she walked out with a job application.
Yo mamma’s so fat, we took a picture of her last Christmas and it’s still printing.
At first the earth was flat, then they buried yo mama!
Yo mamma’s so fat when she wore high heels, she struck oil.
Yo mamma’s so stupid, she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions.
Yo mamma’s so fat NASA is debating whether she’s on the Earth or the Earth is on her!
Yo mama’s so dumb she stood on a chair to raise her IQ.
Yo mama’s so fat, she left the house in high heels and came back in flip flops.
Yo mama’s so dumb, she tried to make an appointment with Dr. Pepper!
Yo mama’s so fat, she jumped into the air and got stuck.
Yo mama’s so dumb she bought tickets to Xbox Live.
Yo mama’s so fat, when God said ‘let there be light’, she had to move.
Yo mama’s so stupid, she tried to commit suicide by jumping out of a basement window.
Yo mama’s so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed the entire season.