Yo mama’s so stupid she bought glue to post her picture on Facebook.
Yo mama’s so dumb she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mama’s so stupid, she won’t play Candy Crush because she has diabetes.
Yo mama’s is so fat when she took a jump in the pool, they found water on Mars!
Yo mama’s so fat she shows up on Google maps. Without zoom.
Yo mama’s so poor, when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people’s fingers!
Yo mama’s so fat she doesn’t need the internet! She is already worldwide.
Yo mama’s got so many teeth missing, it looks like her tongue is in a jail.
Yo mamma’s so fat, she uses diet soap.
Yo mamma’s so greasy, BP is going to buy oil from her.
Yo mamma’s so fat that when she went on Myspace there was no space left for anybody else!
Yo mamma’s so ugly, Yo daddy takes her to work with him every day so he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo mamma’s so fat her shadow’s got mass.
Yo mamma’s so poor, when she goes to the park, ducks throw bread at her.
Yo mamma’s so fat, when Dracula sucked her blood, he got diabetes.
Yo mamma’s so stupid when I said I lost my mind, she went looking for it.
Yo mamma’s so fat when she put on Guess jeans, the answer popped out.
Yo mamma’s so stupid, she thought LGBT was a sandwich.
Yo mamma’s so fat her memory foam mattress forgot.
Yo mamma’s so poor, they put her picture on the food stamp.
Yo mamma’s so fat, I swerved to miss her, but couldn’t reach escape velocity.