Brothers

Patrick walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the corner of the room, drinking a sip out of each pint in turn. When he had finished all three, he went back to the bar and ordered three more.
The barman says, โ€œYou know a pint goes flat soon after I pull it . Your pints would taste better if you bought one at a time.โ€
Patrick replies, โ€œWell now, I have two brothers, one is in America and the other in Australia and here I am in Dublin . When we all left home, we promised that weโ€™d drink this way to remember the days we all drank together.โ€
The barman admits that this is a nice custom and says no more.
Patrick becomes a regular customer and always drinks the same way ordering three pints and drinking a sip out of each in turn, until they are finished. One day, he comes in and orders just two pints. All the other regulars in the bar notice and fall silent. When he goes back to the bar for the second round, the barman says, “I donโ€™t want to intrude on your grief but I wanted to offer my condolences on your great loss.” Patrick looks confused for a moment, then the penny drops and he starts to laugh, โ€œOh no,โ€ he says, โ€œJesus, everyone is fine! This is me, I’ve quit drinking!โ€

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