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The lady

A lady goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it doesn’t really bother me too much. My farts never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I’ve farted at least 20 times since I have been here in your clinic. You didn’t know I was farting because they don’t smell and are silent.”

The doctor says, “I see. Take these pills and come back to see me next week.”

The next week the lady comes back and complains,

“Doctor, I don’t know what the hell you gave me, but now my farts…although still silent, stink terribly.”

The doctor says, “Good! Now that we have cleared up your nose, lets work on your hearing.”

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Catherine

Husband: Babe, I had an accident after work today. Catherine took me to the hospital. After an X-ray, they said, my knees have dislocated and they will have to amputate my right leg.

Wife: Who is Catherine?

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Women

I’ll never understand women. A species that loathes you for asking their age, but tortures you forever if you forget their birthday.

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